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Define Uptard Meaning

Uptard
verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.
By Amity
Uptard
(тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.

boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.
By Nelle
Uptard
Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.
By Vanda
Uptarding
make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.
By Joycelin
Uptarded
Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.
By Cortney
Uptarded
To make more retarded/slower than before...

I uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit
By Roby
Uptarded
adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch
By Bobbee
Uptarded
1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
By Carole
Uptarded
It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.
By Lavinia
Uptarded
uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.
By Lillis