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Define Vajazzle Meaning

Vajazzle
To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
By Kayle
Vajazzle
(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."
By Joellen
Vajazzle
to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?
By Rhodia
Vajazzle
1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.
By Dorita
Vajazzle
Vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your vagina. It can sometimes hurt.

Samantha wanted to make her vagina look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.
By Koren
Vajazzling
The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"
By Netti
Vajazzled
a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"
By Edith
Vajazzler
When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!
By Roxi
Vajazzling
Similar to bedazzling; the act of having rhinestones applied to one's waxed va-jay-jay, hence the name VAJ-azzling; promoted by Jennifer Love Hewitt

Did you see her vag last night?
Hell yeah, and she went vajazzling before so it was all sparkly!
By Jourdan
Vajazzling
1. the time-consuming act of applying glitter, jewels, crystals, or some other form of bling to the vajayjay. 2. any use of sparkly embellishment to make something mysterious and transcendent appear more commercial and eye-catching.

Cleetus, quite vajazzling your sister and come inside for supper! (or) The election was won thanks to Obama's vajazzling catch-phrases.
By Darlleen