Define Van Candy Meaning

Van Candy
The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?
By Brear
Candy Van
The premiere way to attract and abduct children.

Hey little girl, get into my candy van!
By Audrie
Candy Van
Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
By Corrianne
Candy Van Man
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
By Carlotta
Free Candy Van
A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.
By Nadine
Free Candy Van
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.

Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!

Free candy van

FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
By Gerrie