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Var
A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"


By Corabel
VAR
A video review system used in football to make bullshit decisions and ruin games.

The decision made by VAR was shit!
By Estella
VAR
The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.

VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.
By Louella
VAR
When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game

Jake “It’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran “Wow I hope they still give us a penalty”
By Cairistiona
VAR
A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football

That VAR call yesterday was stupid
By Amie
Vars
Hotter than the sun.

Vars is sexy as fuck; it's no wonder that Nuck rams him in the ass every day.
By Celle
Var
a vehical that looks like a cross over between a car and a van

"Look at that yellow var!"
By Cate
Var
A very kind, sweet girl. Her voice is like soft, calming music. Her eyes are like an ocean, deep, and you get so lost in them easily. Oh and that smile, so beautiful. It's like seeing a puppy, you get so happy and cheerful. Every minute u spend with her, is treasurable to you. If you ever get a person named Var, never let them go, they are the best thing you'll ever get in your life.

girl:she's so pretty and kind, isn't her name var ?
By Gwynne
VAR
A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.
By Zonda
VAR
used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool

Neymar JR. VAR VAR
By Guinevere