Define Varnished Meaning

another word for posh or upper class

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.