Define Violist Meaning

Violist

That violist felt bad sucking at the violin, so he switched to viola and suddenly became widely acclaimed.
By Asia
Violist
Someone who was told by there orchestra teacher to switch to a viola because there were not enough players.

Violinist:Bro look at that violist in the practice room
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon
By Elie
Violist
Superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.

EX. 1
Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.
Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.

EX. 2
ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.
Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.
Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.
By Andria
Violist
1. One who plays the viola, a bowed string instrument with a tuning the same as that of a violin, but with a low C-string as opposed to a high E-string.
Syn.: Viola player
Ant.: Musician

1. When somebody walks into a bank with a violin case, everybody's afraid they'll pull out a gun. When somebody walks into a bank with a viola case, everyone's afraid they'll pull out a viola.

2. Him? He's not a musician, he's a violist.
By Aime
Violist

Violist: I'm a violist.
Person: You're shit.
Violist: But I'm the principal!
Person: But you're still shit.

Violist: I named my viola "Firewood."
Person: Well, at least you chose something more creative than "shit."
By Milly
Violist
Violists are the people in an orchestra or other type of band that feel like they need to be a part of something, even if no one wants them there. They can’t take a hint as to when to stop talking and leave, but some are shy and compassionate, but that’s only 1%.

Guy 1: dude I wish that violist would leave already...
Guy 2:I know! I already stole his viola and put it outside seven times! He came back in every time!
By Maurine
Violist
A person in orchestra who only has one braincell

Orchestra director: HOLD IT

VIOLAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLAY QUIETER THE VIOLINS HAVE MELODY
Violists: .... UHHHHHHHH wat
By Hilda
Violist
Someone who picked up the viola because an older sibling or relative played the instrument or because they wanted to be different.
Either underwhelming or a super try-hard
Synonym: retard

Amanda needs to jump start her car because she left her door open all night. What a fucking violist.
By Doloritas