Define Firewood Meaning

Slang for weed.

Uncommon slang word for Jews. Derived from the ovens used in the holocaust.

fun to watch, it's used as sarcasm so it really means that it's gayer then shit to look at or watch or if a fucker is being gay as shit.

Term used for the patheic pieces of wood with wheels used by 'plank wanks'.

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

A young, petite, scantily clad female, usually seen walking down the street by your work or your local walmart. known by he older generation as a "spinner". These women can be usually be seen wearing clothes that would equate to an adult male's shirt sleeve. The name refers to the fact that when you take them home to fuck them, you literally split them up the middle, like firewood, because they're so skinny there isn't any room inside for your dick.

Twighlight, the fiction novel about a stupid girl who falls in love with a vampire. She would rather die than not be with him.

The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

Refers to the Nazis burning Jews in ovens during WWII.