Skinny female: " Id really like to start working out!"
Fat female co-worker : " Why do you need to work out, you're already a skinny bitch!"
Skinny female: " Im aware Im skinny but I need to keep up with my
cardio. And gain more muscle mass"
Skinny female: "I can't wait to go see
Katt Perry tonight! You wanna try to get past security and get her autograph?"
Fat friend "
Yeah maybe if I was a skinny bitch like you, I'd be able to!"