To defile a human being by explosively releasing
Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a
booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be
Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you
Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God,
who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have
low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.