Define Wetlands Meaning

Wetlands
The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
By Dinny
Mississippi Wetlands
when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight
By Roseann
Federally Protected Wetlands

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.
By Bekki
Frigid Wetland

my girl turned into a frigid wetland when she went out
By Gwen
Wetland Quim
A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim?
By Isadora