Define Whelps Meaning

Whelp
interjection. A remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word "Well" and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. Where as pronunciation of "Well" can be drawn out, "Whelp" is strictly pronounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.

a. Whelp, the barn is on fire, I lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. Today's been so-so, I s'pose.

b. Yea, so I say to her "You better have my money, or Santa Clause might come to town, ON YOUR ARSE!" *entire posse laughs , and suddenly a the story-teller's wife walks into the bar, brief pause as everyone looks at her* Whelp, time for me to getting home I s'pose.

(Robin is caught in bed with another man by Batman)
c. Robin: I guess the cat's out of the bag...
Batman: Whelp, that sure does explain a lot.
By Maureen
Whelp
Whelp: to be an immature worthless being, imitated only by pond scum and puddles of projectile vomit.

Margerie: Tommy pick up your books
Tommy: no.
Margerie: Why you insolent whelp!
By Avis
Whelp

You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it".
By Fredrika
Whelp
A small child, infant, or toddler.
Not a mean term.

1.
Look at the whelp of the family!

2.

Child: mom, why am I so small?
Mom: Because you're my little whelp!
By Dyana
Whelps
Annoying, fire-breathing, face-biting baby dragons that get aggro'ed when noobs fly into the Whelp Cave. Collectively, Whelps have killed more people than AIDS.

"WHELPS!!! LEFT SIDE, EVEN SIDE, NOW, HANDLE IT!"
By Inez
Whelp

Hey Georgie, Z grabbed the last beer. All out, stores are closed. "Whelp"
By Raf
Whelp
A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25?

Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me.

Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore.

Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes!
By Connie
Mushroom Whelp
A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.
By Marianna
Whelp..immouttaherrrr
im leaving, im out of her

Fast food drive trough...Driver: do you have any money..Passenger: " No" Pasenger to person at window.."whelp..Immouttaherrrr"
By Chelsie
Whelp
noun: whelp; plural noun: whelps

1. A puppy.
or a cub.
or a boy or young man (often as a disparaging form of address).
or a set of projections on the barrel of a capstan or windlass, designed to reduce the slippage of a rope.

2. A baby dragon in World of Warcraft; Such as Azure or Blue Whelp(ing), and Nexus Whelping

verb
verb: whelp; 3rd person present: whelps; past tense: whelped; past participle: whelped; gerund or present participle: whelping
1.
(of a female dog) give birth to (a puppy).

1. This whelp is soooooo cute!
2. Now I have this little whelp! It's so adorable! Awwww!

verb:
1. "Copper whelped seven puppies"
By Elli