Define Whitaker Meaning

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.

a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.

An awful sexual act preformed with a man and women involving multiple male ejaculations and female "reemings".

It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;

An annoying bitch, usually in the form of a school teacher.

Whom everyone secretly hates.

(Verb): To make a fool of oneself in such a way as to induce laughter on both sides

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.