A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from
gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area
coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary
Coney Island White Fish.
Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were
fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could
make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to
bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!
Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!