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Wilsoning
The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"
By Aarika
Wilsoning
The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.

Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.
By Victoria
The Wilson
When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho

I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.
By Chad
Wilsonic
Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.
By Marissa
Wilson
adj: Describing a person who is super awesome. Very good at everything possible (except losing).

That kid is a total Wilson and is super cool
By Beverley
Wilsoning
When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!
By Loella
Wilson
A volleyball with a bloody handprint

With a smile on it

No Wilson!
By Ivie
Wilson
Random, playful, very thoughtful. A really cute and adorable guy. Everyone loves a Wilson and Wilsons are cool to be friends with. Caring, weird, and awesome.

Damn, I want to be friends with a Wilson.
By Julee
Wilson
The last name of champions. Everybody who has this last name is a winner and a striaght up G or any thing they want to be. This is a super popular last name because it is so awesome. Nothing compares to this last name.

Man1: Se dat guy over their he is so col and has so much swagger he is such a Wilson
Man2: Agreed
By Samaria
Wilson
He who bares the name wilson is a god to all people, he has been written about in many stories from ancient times to the modern day world. He had the role of the force in star wars and was the wand in Harry Potter. He is also referred to in dubstep.

Yeah, wilson is awesome at everything ist he...
By Meridith