Define Winkie Meaning

A pee-pee

A slang term meaning "penis". Also spelled "winky".

a penis of extremely small size.

A very small penis.

Occurs when one gives a facial to one's partner, where one eye is covered, causing her to wink, as opposed to a "blinkie", where both eyes are covered

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

A winkie is a vagina, not a penis. In this vernacular, a penis (regardless of size, or lack thereof) is a dinkie.

Winkie and Dinkie usually play well together.

Both terms are archaic.

Lady's "front bottom"

Simple term which is used as a hint when one would like to have sexual intercourse with someone, usually combined with the holding-up of the right hand, in the fist position, and then the raising of the forefinger, and the bending of the forefinger upon the saying of the first syllable of each word in the phrase "winky winky".

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.