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Define Wisers Meaning

Wisers
1. god almighty's own piss.
2. canadians make the best whisky.

dude 1: man, whatd you do last night?

dude 2: got a 40 oz. of wisers, and tapped your sister in all her orifices.

dude 1: man i heard nothing after you said wisers.

dude 2: yeah its godly, lets go pitch on a 40 right now and i can tell you the details

dude 1: awsome!
By Allegra
None The Wiser
The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."
By Hedvige
Jack Wiser
an absolute stud... has multiple girlfriends and gets mad guapo

damn, I wish I was Jack Wiser.
By Micki
Wiser Than The Egg That Rolled Down The Street
An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess Iā€™m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street
By Jandy
Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)
A cheap, young frat boy in his 20ā€™s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).
By Dannie
Wiserable
When you know too much. A break down of the word shows that it is a combination of the words "wise" and "able" meaning that one is now empowered by knowing some fact or truth.

origins: The "w" is easily mistaken for an "m" and the word appears to be "miserable" on first glance to many people. The creator is dislexic and often writes and reads words and letters backwards or upside down.

1)light-hearted but-for-real tone: Dang these cupcakes are good but I'm sure if I saw the calorie count I'd be wiserable. Pass me another one!

2) serious gloomy tone: He was cheating on her and when she found out she was really wiserable.
By Eloise
Wiser Spidey
When you were the same spiderman shirt to a gym class for a long period of time so you resort to being a weaboo and planning your trip to Japan to gain friends that are just like you

Yesterday jake decided to become a wiser spidey and defected to japan, hake had no friends.
By Marni