Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of
stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as
hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on
your girlfriend's toes.
Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see
Woodard? He is acting like
a tard tonight.
If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a
woodard.
That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.
Woodard likes to make girls
squirt... well fat ones at least.
