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Woolery
An adjective meaning "scatter-brained, not quite right in the head." Derived from game-show host Chuck Woolery.

"He used to be sensible, but he's gotten woolery with age."
By Othilie
Woolery
a family full of horny people and all the men have huge penises and are great at pleasuring woman

woolery's can really pleasure me
By Deeanne
Chuck Woolery
A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".

As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".

"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
By Suzie
Sloppy Woolery
the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.

to epic win to explain try on your partner she will enjoy the sloppy woolery .
By Orsa
Woolery Left Wheel
A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!
By Brear
Chuck Woolery
Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!
By Lucina