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Wurzel
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.

“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
By Maura
Wurzelling
Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.

Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
By Joan
Wurzel
A wurzel is a farming bumpkin from the little Hampshire village of Portsmouth.

A straw-chewing wurzel: Ize a right pompey dinlo ize is.
By Gertrudis
Wurzel
A wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of Portsmouth Football Club. It originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.

John Westwood is a wurzel.
By Adriana
Wurzels
The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester
By Wilhelmina
Wurzel
Rhyming slang: Wurzel Gummage, Dirty Rummage.

To approach of a woman you've just met from the rear, part her arse cheeks and donate a rim-job. This differs from the "Direct approach" where the woman lies back with her feet over her shoulders presenting her arse hole to the Rimmer, thus negating the need to rummage around looking for it.

Check her out! would you wurzel it?
By Dorene
Wurzel
A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.

Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.
By Myrta
Wurzel
SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum

'Oi mate i've just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?
By Deeyn
Wurzel
1) A West Country English slang term for a farmer or otheragricultural worker.

2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.

3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.

"Can you remember at the last wurzel dance- Oo ar Oo ar"
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)
By Madelyn
Wurzel
soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.
By Tiphany