A person who seems nice and is really popular, but in
actuality is an
emo slut obsessed with their own image and changes how they are with different people. The worst kind of
poser
George-“That guy’s a total Wylie, he’s nice when we’re alone but’s major
dick in pubic!”
Eliseo- “Yeah, and he’s way too much into rap for a white dude.”
See also:
Schrödinger’s Douchebag