"the new pope is a nazi"
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of
the hitler youth, which was compulsory from
1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them,
anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"