Yardstick - Thick Dictionary

Yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

By Maegan

Yardstick

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

By Audrye

Yardstick

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

By Belle

Yardstick

used to decribe malboro 100s

wanna yardstick? they're all i got.

By Edi

Yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

By Molli

Yardstick

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"