Define Yorked Meaning

Yorked
The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever

They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.
By Carlye
Yorked
The process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university class requirements.

These requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year class that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.

The term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.

My adviser told me I had all my classes but when I applied to graduate, I totally got Yorked. Looks like it's back to school for me.
By Shirlee
York
To throw up.

Synonyms: puke, throw up, blow chunks, lose it

"I was Edward 40-hands last night. After i finished the second miller I yorked up all over the kitchen floor."

"Your sister is fugly, i just yorked inside my mouth"
By Julina
York
To vomit, specifically somewhere it is least wanted.

I can't believe that guy yorked in my closet.
By Gwenny
York
York - to vomit suddenly with vigorous convulsions. The most uncomfortable way to throw up.

That leftover tuna salad made me york so hard my neighbors called an ambulance.
By Nadia
York
York, Yorked, Yorking- to get food, drink, or any other unwanted substance on your clothing

As a child I had a habit of constantly getting food, drink, or other substances on my clothing. My family decided to declare anytime that someone got an unwanted substance on their clothing it would be called york, yorked, or yorking yourself.

Oh, man I yorked myself,

Dude, you yorked yourself.

Oh baby, that was great but you yorked all over my clothing.

You need to stop yorking yourself.

Did you york yourself?
By Kimberli
Yorked

"Oh man, I thought my life was starting to make sense, but I got Yorked!"
"It was a new day, but then it got all Yorked up. I should have known."
"Friends don't let friends get Yorked."
By Rayshell
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Slang first used in boring parts of Massachusetts. The state of squirting liquid out of one's mouth or nose, due to great fits of laughter.

Yesterday while I was drinking my juice box, Emily said something wicked funny and made me york!
By Guglielma
York
Hates life and people and has an inability to think of things other than the negatives. These people are horrible to be around and will suck all the happiness out of you. Tall and gangly, Yorks sulk around the streets carrying with them an air of social dissent.

Who invited that york, he's going to ruin the party!
By Shela
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The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.

Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
By Dinny