Define Youch Meaning

Youche = You Douche.

An exclamation used to sympathize with someone who had just gone through something both painful and shocking. A combination of the words "Yikes" and "Ouch."

What you say when you hit your big toe with a sledgehammer while trying to decapitate a mole that just popped up in your lawn.

To be down or cool.

1. Noun: someone, usually a guy, who uses and abuses a friendship and hospitality and yet somehow, maintains friend status.

A youch may crash on your couch, fuck your girlfriend and wear and ruin your clothes, etc.), but you'll still find yourself hanging out as drinking buddies on Friday night.

2. Verb: To be a youch, the act of youching (see explanation above).

Noun: A huge flab of flubber/fat on a huge person. It is all wiggly and flappy and floppy. Often, you can lose things under or in it, including your clothes.

when a fat man gets his pants pulled down to the ground, but he's so fat that you cant even see his dick because his flab covers everything. So really its just a fat mans dick.

You know it when you see it.

A synonym for DTF. (Down to f*ck)

Coined in the book "Feed" by M. T. Anderson

Wanking off to the thought of turning your girlfriend gay.