Sto - "Ahhh i just shit in your house"
Me - "I just shit on your nan"
Me - "i need a shit, i'll be a while"
Sto - "Why?"
Me -"Cause your nan lives kinda far away"
Me - "
Guv, i fisted your nan"
Guv - "
My nan's dead"
Me - "I guess that's why she didn't move around alot"
Based on actual events.