The most beautiful girl ever. She will give you the most greatest pleasure you have ever desired. Her eyesight might not be all that but her body is. She is the perfect girlfriend.
arse. from cockney rhyming slang -
1 - arse becomes 'bottle and glass' which becomes bottle (proper rhyming slang normally leaves out the rhyming word, being designed to obfuscate meaning)
2 - bottle becomes aristotle 3 - which gets shortened to arris
If you don't get out of here before I count to five, i'll ram that fucking clipboard so far up your arris, that you'll have to shove your pen up your nose to write with it
