A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although
a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at
Susan Boyle’s
Britains got talent performance.
“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”
“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your
fig habits”
“Oh
crud stop calling me
a fig grr”