Define A Gordon Meaning

#Gordon
Twitter term. A unit of measurement for tesla stock. One #Gordon (or #classicGordon) is $17.40, a #newGordon is $40. Named after the famous ana... *cough cough* fortune teller @GordonJohnson19 who had a $87 price target pre-split and has upped that to $40.

$TSLA stock down more than 4 #Gordon or #classicGordon - down almost 2 #newGordon
Thatโ€™s a harsh drop.
By Bernice
Gordon
You are a phenomenon if you are a Gordon. Always elusive and seemingly crazy, they can be both the greatest person in you life or the one who makes you want to hide in a hole. They are either a person you hate or love.

I miss you, Gordon!
By Janith
Gordoned
The verb โ€œto gordonโ€ entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

โ€œClarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.โ€
By Jaquenette
Gordonitis
The insatiable urge for self-gratification.

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
By Michel
Gordon
A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.

Did you see that guy at the party?

Yes, he was such a gordon

YEEE !
By Krystalle
Gordon
A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.

I shall resort to the Gordon to pass this law
Gordon is the law maker here!!
By Erminia
Gordoning
1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.

Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
By Moyna
A Gordon
A generic idiotic blunder. Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.

The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.
By Priscella
Gordon
The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and [i love you

A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(

G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you >
By Idelle
Gordon
a traditional scottish name!! enough said there its scottish!! greatness is automaticaly assumed!! it is celtic for great (gor) hill (don or dun)!!

"aww man look its gordon" nothing else needs said!!
By Ladonna