Define A Monkey Fucking A Football Meaning

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

It look like shit

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task