The hardest working players in American Football. They have to be strong: mentally and physically. They don't have to be the fastest or have the best hands. Where they work is the trenches where all the lineman are. They give up their bodies to protect the quarterback and make holes for the running back's
(Noun) A guy who remains sober enough to prevent his friend from sleeping with an ugly or dirty girl while his friend is shitfaced.
"Man, I can't believe I almost hit that! Good thing I had my lineman, Joey, to keep me out of trouble."
By Daile
(lineman)
A (lineman) is a transgender type Shemale that is typically Blonde , drives a red civic si and are usually beautiful. Sometimes are into horses that are also beautiful and usually don’t take up a lifetime opportunity date. They like to play hockey and enjoy acting as there grandparents in the 60s. There job title is a (lineman) but basically act as an elderly person for a career.
A badass motherfucker who lives to work a dangerous life. They get paid to get high (on the pole) and electrify peoples’ lives. Drives a pimped out truck and has the nicest toys. Typically drinks and hangouts with their buddies every night. They work hard and play harder. Tend to be some of the sexiest men. A tramp lineman works and lives on the road as they travel.
Smartest motherfucker in the world. They have done so much with so little for so long that they are qualified to do just about anything with almost nothing. They are often found to be slightly conceded and may behave like man whores.
Combat linemen (Lineys) are the most refined and articulate members of the Royal Corps of Signals. Reknowned for their sexual prowess, intelligence and athletic stature.
Warcry...." We Lay 'em Longer"
Not to be mistaken for Telemechs. (a workshy subspieces seen on airfields).
Attempts to breed Linemen in captivity led to genetic weaklings known as Combat signalmen and storeman. (both to be found in dark recesses of regular units) or the utter failure of crossbreeding with techs that produced the now extinct TE Tech.
300+ pound men, protect the quarterback and push the defensive linemen forward on a run play. They are the only males that are 6 foot 5 weigh over 300 and can still run a 4.4 40 yard dash. They are the hogs on the team and require the most water breaks and are usually smarter then the defensive linemen since they need to know all 200 plays and 100 line calls. Slower then defensive linemen, but smarter, they put all the retards on defense because all they have to do is kill the man with the ball.
The defensive line was pushed back by the mean, fat offensive lineman when the ball was snapped.
