n. A sudden, usually unnoticeable, expulsion of feces from one's anus, similar in quality to diarrhea.
Black in color and containing no solid matter whatsoever, the
phantom leaves a
burning sensation inside the subject after it has run its course. It can most often be mistaken for urination by those nearby, but the foul odor and seemingly infinite wipe-time are clear signs.
v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."
"I was graced by
the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's
laundry day for me."
"I phantomed when I got home, that was
just too much hot sauce."