A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives
in a cave somewhere in the middle east.
Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes
holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.
1st Arab: "
Osama how do you like living
in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its
not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".
