Average Frustrated Chump: An AFC is a man who unknowingly kills the sexual and
romantic interests of a woman through the very deeds and behaviors he believes should arouse them. This ironic outcome is usually attributed to a complete imbalance of qualities in the AFC, such as the extreme willingness to listen, understand and comfort a woman, while also sharply contrasting this by a concentrated effort to avoid sexual innuendos or advances of any kind, avoiding differing opinions or interests that may
insinuate any incompatibility and the avoidance of telling a woman she is behaving wrong and/or improperly, even in cases when it's clear that she is.
Other typical traits and behaviors of the AFC include but are not limited to:
~An
unprecedented ability to forgive a woman for hurtful and/or malicious acts.
~An unusual level of trust
that fails to keep
gullable behavior in check.
~The act of providing expensive or romantic gifts too readily and/or prematurely.
~The act of performing favors even when he feels he is being taken advantage of.
~The view that the majority of men are heartless dogs who chase women for sexual purposes only.
~An eagerness to display his romantic,
chivalrous and sensitive qualities to prove he is not like other men.
~The act of changing who he is in an effort to impress a certain woman.
Because Johnny is such an AFC, Sally decided she didn't want to
ruin her friendship with him by
getting involved in a
sexual relationship.
