Define Allergies Meaning

Allergies
the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), the delaying Singulair (Montelukast), or the ineffective Claritin (Loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.

Do you want to go shopping?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go watch a movie?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go anywhere?

ALLERGIES!!!
By Ally
Allergies
Crappy feeling you get when your body doesnt like something or when the seasons hate you and make you feel sickish.

girl: achoo!!
boy: bless you! are you sick?
girl: nawh its my damn allergies
By Michelle
Allergies
What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.

If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
By Leora
Allergy
A condition in which the body has an exaggerated response to a substance (eg food or drug). Also known as hypersensitivity.

"I have an allergy to nuts"
By Sherline
Allergies
When symptoms of asthma or allergies flare up, they can leave you feeling helpless. But there are steps you can take to eliminate reactions and lessen the intensity of the symptoms. Installing air filters in your heating and air conditioning units will remove the harmful irritating particles that cause asthmatic and allergic reactions. You can save yourself a lot of stress, a lot of health problems and a whole lot of financial burden simply by keeping your AC or furnace filters clean.

By Ketty
Allergies
A relatively harmless passing cold that makes you feel like you're dying of AIDS.

John: Oh my God, I feel horrible today...
Sarah: OMG! Are you okay? What's wrong? Should I call a doctor?
John: No thanks babe, I just have allergies...
Sarah: Oh, okay sweetie. Get well soon, those are the WORST.
By Dredi
Allergious
Having an allergic reaction to something that is contagious.

I am allergious to that contaminated Peanut Butter!
By Laraine
Lead Allergies
This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.

Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!
By Britni
Mountain Allergy
Mountain allergy is a psychosomatic allergy that affects some pro cyclists, in particular sprinters. In a stage race, e.g Tour de France, some cyclists just quit at the sight of the first mountain and return home without finishing the race. Their motivation and energy simply vanish, but there is no lack of bizarre excuses.

Mario Cipollini has never finished Tour de France due to his acute mountain allergy.

Jaan Kirsipuu is abandoning at the first hill, is his mountain allergy so bad this year?

Diagnosing Quaranta as having mountain allergy is understatement of the year. (VGD)
By Vivyan
Semen Allergy
An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.
By Gipsy