Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was
mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be
an Alfie or some shit.
Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a
parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie
'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'