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Apple Computer
thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other

apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...
By Petunia
Apple Computer
A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not
By Nichole
Apple Computer
Company which has created a cult of whiners who don't know how to shut up. Steve Jobs is the leader. Cult members are also known to confuse large price tags and shiny objects with good value.

Apple Computer cult members make me want to burn Apple products.
By Lara
Apple Computer
The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.

Apple computer started the PC revolution.
By Brynne
Apple Computers
A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.
By Brande
Apple Computers
Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.
By Darrelle
Apple Computer
In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.
By Trina
Apple Computer
A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris
By Collen
Apple Computer
A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill
By Trish
Apple Computer
The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
By Frederique