Define April 17 Meaning

April 17

On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is
By Roxanna
April 17
National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
By Aggie
April 17
April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.

Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.
By Ninnette
April 17
april 17 is the day of bad bitches!! if ur a boy or a girl, or non binaary( idgaf) ur all bad bitches huntyyy yass best birthdate 💋 too bad corona ruined it am i right??? So baddies lets go and show these basic hoes whose boss👩🏻 🦱 and dont let anyone hurt u! Cause u were born in the same birthdate as me like?? U gotta be strong like me 💪and give zero fucks about what people say cause its just babbling hunty yaas🤪🤩🥳

you birthday is on april 17? Damn, cant mess with u u a bad bitch😍
By Kakalina
April 17
national booty pic day. if you ask someone for booty pics they must send the best pics.

hey brian it’s booty pic day. oh hell yeah.
april 17 get good booty pics.
By Quinn
April 17
April 17 is national be a thot day. You have to be a thot all day.

“Bro why are all the girls being thots today?”
“must be April 17 bro”
“....bro”
By Ranna
April 17
April 17th is the birthday of the most beautiful girl or boy that is sporty and is always loyal to there friends so you know they will never betray you. They are also very Hot and will grow up to be very Wealthy but will use there money in a fair way. They also will always find a way to be helpful and kind.

April 17th is the Birthday of the best girl or boy on earth
By Beatrisa
April 17
April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit

By Riva
April 17

hey, it's April 17, go eat some fries or something. you can use this as well to persuade your parents to get you McDonald's.
By Grete
April 17

It's April 17, and my buddy Evan looking short af, kick his ass
By Dinny