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Ass Canning
v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
By Dale
Ass Canned
v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
By Alyson
Ass Can
n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.
By Jenny
Canned Ass
when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass
By Marice
Canned Ass
a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.
By Nadiya
Canned Ass
Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).

*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
By Candi
Can's Ass
State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.
By Pearle
Ass In A Can
This term is used when something or someone smells disgusting.

While at the zoo frank turns to jimmy and says "DUDE! Don't go by the monkey cage it smells like ass in a can over there.

or

"Jaime, take a shower, you smell like ass in a can."
By Amitie