Define Assmonkey Meaning

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

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1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

A science experiment gone horribly wrong wherein a monkey is tricked to grow out of a human's ass.

A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga