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Bacon Strips
Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?
By Rhoda
Bacon Strips
Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.
By Consuelo
Bacon Strips
The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"
By Camellia
Bacon Strips
smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs

ill have some bacon strips and eggs
By Nanon
Bacon Strips
In certain circumstances the labia minora will be stretched and hangy, sometimes due to very frequent vaginal sex, big fatty dicks, or simply just a gift from above. They can greatly resemble two droopy bacons.

#1 ay mami, i leek her bacon strips en dey teis laik swet en seefoo.

#2 holy shit dude, you'de never believe what happened last night! my girlfriend and i were trying to spice things up in the bedroom so we got her grandmother's sewing kit and sewed up her bacon strips, making for a nice squirt fest.
By Kyrstin
Bacon Strips
Skid marks left behind when you don't wipe properly afet taking a dump.

My ex-boyfriend was a total slob; every time I washed his drawers, I found bacon strips along the back!
By Darcie
Bacon Strips
A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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By Maureen
Bacon Stripping
If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!
By Tana
Bacon Strip
noun

1 - a long narrow region of hair seated above the mons pubis, usually shaped with waxing, shaving, or tweezing

Synonyms : bikini wax, weasel frosting

(Etymology : bacon : Middle English, from Middle French, of Germanic origin; strip : Middle English, perhaps from Middle Low German strippe strap)

"Jerri, your bacon strip is sizzling!"
By Cybill
Bacon Strips
A Very Very Very Very Meaty Pussy.

Mike, get over here and check out the Bacon Strips on this Tuna Patty. Wow, she could wrap a gift with them things.
By Erminie