Define Baptism Meaning

a sexual act where a group of guys ejaculate into a bowl and then shove a girls head in it.

Similar to “no cap” but when you use no baptism you don’t want to take back what you said meaning it is true and you don’t regret saying it

When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth

When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.

slapping the head of one's penis to another person's forehead, usually achieved stealthily

The act in which the ballbag is attacked by the swift back hand of some young punk.

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.