Define Baseline Meaning

Baseline

damn g there goes a hooker on baseline”
By Kirby
Baseline
When you get horny during sleep with your wife, you decide to pull down her pants while she is sleeping, and begin ramming her vagina viciously, while still lying sideways in bed.

1.) But you looked so sexy I had to baseline you
2.) Zach went baseline on his mom again!
3.) My Husband is always baselining me.
By Gennifer
Baseline
a sequence of low growling notes strategically played by nick beard, of the band Circa Survive, on his ernie ball music man stingray bass guitar.

nick beard's baseline cast sonic vibrations balls-deep into the earth.
By Devinne
Baselining
To drive crazy or to drive on the illegal sides of streets.

By Barrie
Baseline
The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.
By Alison
Baseline
1.) To give someone a hard time.
2.) To annoy someone

1.) I've got fools on the chase and they're giving me baseline!
2.) These people are always giving me the baseline.
By Ansley
Baseline Piss
Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
By Katrinka
Baseline Dons
Great place to meet up after a robbery also close in proximity to the ass mall, which you just robbed.

“Hey I heard you just held up taco time
“Yeah me and da boys at Baseline Dons”
“Nice they will never find you there”
By Gladi
Baseline Cheese
a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
By Calida
Hammered The Baseline
to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.

Jim really hammered the baseline.

"Can't code this."
By Martha