Progressive Bashment
Is a form of
verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the
abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet
tea bags followed by half eaten apples.
People
guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to
go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the
obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...