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beaner's penis.
beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like
a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.
Juan:
janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner,
spic, bastard!