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Define Beanstalk Meaning

Beanstalk
an extremely tall mexican person.

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
By Sayre
Beanstalk
Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.

Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!
By Meriel
Beanstalk
a tall manly woman.

DAMN, Anna Bectold is a fucking beanstalk !!
By Toby
Beanstalker
A female, usually caucasian, who exclusively dates hispanic men.

Naah white boy, forget about her.. she's a total beanstalker.
By Giulietta
Beanstalking
It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.
By Aeriell
Beanstalk
When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.

P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK
By Andrei
Beanstalk
A cute and tall guy

Blaizen is a beanstalk.
By Raina
Beanstalk
A cute tall guy named Blaizen

I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk
By Jenna
Jacking The Beanstalk
having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
By Korie
Jackin' The Beanstalk
One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.
By Melosa