Define Berta Meaning

Slang for the Canadian province of Alberta.

You'll commonly find tradesmen, rig pigs, and people from Northern Alberta using this term unintentionally as it is part of their dialect. It isn't unheard of to hear it as far south as Calgary or Lethbridge.

It is commonly followed up with "boys", even when speaking to women or just one man.

The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.

Gorgeous girl who truly is a dream girl for every guy on earth! If you meet her once you won't forget her for the rest of your life. Her flirty and spontaneous character attracts people and makes her Miss-Popular. She's charming and friendly and she always gets what she wants. Irresistible- the word that describes her best!

She's outgoing and funny. People always tend to underestimate her, but that's just because she's amazing. When it comes to boys, she plays it real. No she isn't a slut, but instead is a prize. She's always there when you need her.

Her smile brightens up anyone's day. She's loud but can be quiet and shy when needed. She'd make an awesome girlfriend, but she doesn't play games. Her eyes tell the whole story.

Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!

Berta’ is the Abbreviated way to say Alberta. It is most commonly used in northern Alberta

A huge fat woman off of two and a half men

A cheap and easy party girl who cheats and has affairs with unavailable married men.

Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.