Define Bilbo Meaning

someone who totally fucks up, like in baseball when a ball is hit to the third baseman and he totally muffs the play

For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.

1.a stay at home dad

One of the main characters in J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit'.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in the Shire in a town called Hobbiton. He leaves is lazy life to go on a quest for dragon's treasure, and he finds the One Ring of Power on the way. He eventually gives the ring to his nephew, Frodo Baggins.

A hobbits sex toy.

To greedily grasp for the joint when it is shown to the Bilbo, usually accompanied by a fierce look in the eyes and raging desire. Similar to the scene from LoTR: The Fellowship of the Ring when Frodo shows Bilbo The Ring and he freaks-a-leak and goes for it.

An asshole with hair on the inside and covering it

An unstoppable force, ring leader of the beri and bori. Often called bilbo beansprout for his notoriously massive knob. Wants over hentai and gets any girl he wants. Instant death upon his touch.

To wank into the arsehole of a man

To raise one's legs in the air spread eagle and ask: "Gotcher bilbo?!?"

This must be done by a guy to another guy. It is considered pretty gay.