The very person everyone use's as an outlet to explain their problems, and life situations. Usually the quite person who just looks smart to every
bloody idiot with a whiney problem.
When you are the Bitch Box™ expect people to randomly talk to you about thier day..then progress into their problems and question you on how to fix it. You're no doctor so why the hell should you help them out?? just simply answer all emotional questions "yeah thats a bummer" "seems pretty intresting" or "yeah i'd say talk to him/her".
The Bitch Box can easily be manipulated on either AIM or
the Tele. Usually they can not get out of a situation fast enough or come up with a good enough excuse. Be
on top of your game for excuses if you don't want to be the Bitch Box.
If and When you are the Bitch Box, don't expect any care, just douchebags and whiney girls asking for advice.
Starring:
Squarez, Jablez, Nillaz
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Here is the Male/Male
Bitch Box...not really a "sexual" matter just 2 dudes, one being a bitch who cries.
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Sq: "hey jablez sup"
Jb: "man, my girlfriend just won't shut up about her dog"
Sq: "yeah that sucks"
Jb: "I know what should i do man?"
Sq: "fuck if i know, my cats attacking the mirror again" *logs off aim*
Sq: *gives advice, stays on aim*
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Now here is the male/female
bitch box situation:
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Sq: "hey whats up nilla"
Nl: "hay man, my day sucked so bad...*goes on about day*"
Nl: "what do you think i should do about my job?
Sq: "um...i don't know i'm watching porn"
Sq: "well idk about that, but what else is up?"
Sq: "awww poor nillaz, *blahblahblah*"
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BE
ON TOP OF YOUR GAME OF EXCUSES TO AVOD THE
BITCH BOX.
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