Define Dns Meaning

Definitely not sober. Abbreviation used when texting to say someone is not sober or that you yourself are not sober. Usually refers to being tipsy or little high, but can also be used to mean shitfaced.

DNS- de nort soide.
Slang for the north side of Dublin,which is defined by the fact that its on the north side of the river Liffey. Also known to be full of povs.

Acronym for "does not simply"

A short funny term for DEEZ NUTZ

(adj, v.) Drunk n Stoned. A discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting shitfaced on alcohol and stoned as balls on weed.

"Dn" is short for "Deez Nutz".

Someone roasted a Streamer. When the Streamer asked the person what DN stood for, they responded deez nuts. The Streamer is now using that joke/roast on another.

DEEZ NUTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

no seriously thats what it means

Domain Name Service. Usually a server that runs on port 53 to convert IP names to English words.

Do not schedule. Way of saying 'No meetings'.

Term used to block out time on calendar, usually uninterrupted. Can be used for personal work or urgent deadline-based work.

Do Not Shag. A an obscure yet fundamental branch of man law usually enforced by friends and other people that have your back.

There are 2 levels of DNS:

Catagory 1: The most common application. Do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.

Catagory 2: Indefinite. Any kind of sexual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. Designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you're lashed and feeling horny. A person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.