Define Black Monkey Meaning

Black Monkey

Me: who’s that black monkey
Alex: it’s my dad
By Tamarah
Black Monkey

Person 1: OMG ITS KSI

Person 2: What are you on about it’s just a black monkey
By Bianca
Black Monkey Style
when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.

Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.
By Jeri
Black Monkey Wagon
Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Black Monkey Wagon.
By Bobine
Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud
When a woman is giving a man head and he proceeds to ejaculate in one of her eyes, punches her in the other eye, and runs away with her purse.

Whenever I want to end a relationship, or I'm low on cash I just pull a Crazy Monkey/Black Thundercloud and it solves all my problems.
By Gui